l1berum:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

apple-a-la-mode:

kaijuemperor:

apple-a-la-mode:

apple-a-la-mode:

apple-a-la-mode:

I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny

me looking at porn to raise my body temp and delay hypothermia

why are people still reblogging this its summer

Apple, I don’t know how to tell you that other parts of the world are always cold.

i refuse to accept that there are experiences other than my own

hustlerose:

please stop reblogging that video of an extremely sexy dilf stepping out of a freezer and then doing the absolute sickest dance moves while his dick is extremely visible. thank you. 

gucciballs:

Christopher Robin was an amazing and beautiful movie that made me tear up a few times and feel things I haven’t felt in a long time, but whenever Tigger was on screen all I could think about was

oldroots:

i legit saw a full on callout post against someone who was doing a bad job as a healer in an mmorpg

poloteddybear:

Creepy how if I died like tomorrow NONE of you would know, you’d jus think I became inactive. Damn yo, life is really somn else.

damianswaynes:

every male character’s design can be improved by giving them earrings and this is just a fact